I keep doing this thing where I get home at 5am and birds are chirping and there’s a little bit of sunlight on the horizon and its baaaaad I need sleep
i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth
if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.
AU: Harry Styles is in his first year at university and he’s pretty sure he’s in love with his English professor.
dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me